After crumbling styrofoam into one million teeny, tiny pieces during “nap time”…
Mackenzie: honey, why did you make this mess?
Gracyn: but mom, it’s just birdseed.
Mackenzie: but..
Gracyn: you know, for the birds!
While changing her undies after a minor accident…
Gracyn: hurry. leighton can’t see me like this.
Singing in a restaurant during dinner…
Gracyn: sometimes you’re naughty. sometimes you’re a superhero.
While relaxing on the couch…
Gracyn: rufus! get outta my bubble!
Trying to get out the door…
Mackenzie: gracyn, hurry please. we have to leave.
Gracyn: mom, that’s just ridiculous.
After stepping in spilled water…
Gracyn: what the heck is this?!
Basically every time my work phone rings…
Gracyn: uh, mom? your email is calling.
After sprinting to the bathroom…
Gracyn: oh man! i almost pooped in my undies!
Attempting to hold Leighton’s legs and walk her around the room…
Gracyn: look mom! she’s like a walking-barrow!
Listening to music with me during L’s nap time…
Gracyn: mom, who sings this!?
Mackenzie: uh, I think her name is Demi Lovato
Gracyn: ha! what!? what a weird name.
Sorry, Demi.